About this one
Two trailheads, one cooler, and every fishing bend in the county.
Lyrics
[Verse 1] Pulled in with a U-Haul grin New plates, same sin Bought a house with a view so wide Made three locals roll their eyes Put a kiln in the garage Called it "rustic" in my garage Posted sage and a mountain dawn Now the whole damn town is gone [Pre-Chorus] Yeah, I know what they say I heard it all today "Here comes one more mouth" With a stranger in the South [Chorus] THE LOCALS HATE ME I make the market crazy THE LOCALS HATE ME And I sleep just fine, baby THE LOCALS HATE ME At the bar and the bakery THE LOCALS HATE ME But Montana raised me lately THE LOCALS HATE ME Yeah, I know, I know THE LOCALS HATE ME Still, I ain't leavin', though [Verse 2] I took up two trailheads Then I posted from the heads Crowded every fishing bend With a cooler and a friend Bought a truck too clean Never seen that much sheen Made a left on a county road Now they all know my load I say "y'all" way too much Wear boots with the tags still tucked Talk about "slow living" loud In a town that don't do proud [Pre-Chorus] Yeah, I know what they mean I showed up with my dream Same dream, different shade And a mortgage I made [Chorus] THE LOCALS HATE ME I make the market crazy THE LOCALS HATE ME And I sleep just fine, baby THE LOCALS HATE ME At the bar and the bakery THE LOCALS HATE ME But Montana raised me lately THE LOCALS HATE ME Yeah, I know, I know THE LOCALS HATE ME Still, I ain't leavin', though [Verse 3] I got a chair on the porch Like I own half the north Built a deck for the sunset crowd Got a dog that barks too loud I buy beans from the co-op Then I chat till they make me stop Tell them "I brought the coast with me" Now they want me ghost, you see I take up space, I confess With my boots and my co-founder stress I'm the joke at the diner booth And the punchline is the truth [Chorus] THE LOCALS HATE ME I make the market crazy THE LOCALS HATE ME And I sleep just fine, baby THE LOCALS HATE ME At the bar and the bakery THE LOCALS HATE ME But Montana raised me lately THE LOCALS HATE ME Yeah, I know, I know THE LOCALS HATE ME Still, I ain't leavin', though [Bridge] I hear the murmurs in the line "That one's mine, not one of mine" I shook the dust, I learned the snow Now this hard place feels like home [Final Chorus] THE LOCALS HATE ME I make the market crazy THE LOCALS HATE ME And I sleep just fine, baby THE LOCALS HATE ME At the bar and the bakery THE LOCALS HATE ME But Montana raised me lately THE LOCALS HATE ME Yeah, I know, I know THE LOCALS HATE ME Montana is my home now, though
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