Last updated September 2026
By using localshateme.com you agree to the following. It's short because it should be.
The content
The brand name, artwork, songs, videos, designs, and copy are owned by Cody Cosmano. You can share and link to them. You can't reprint, resell, or put them on your own merchandise.
The jokes
This is a comedy brand. Songs, videos, and product copy are satire about locals, tourists, out-of-staters, and travel culture. Nothing here is a statement of fact about any real person or business.
Orders
- Prices are in US dollars and can change.
- An order isn't confirmed until payment clears.
- Obvious pricing or stock errors can be cancelled and refunded.
Music credits
Songs are written by Cody Cosmano and produced with AI-assisted tools (Suno). Each song page lists its credits.
No warranty
The site is provided as-is. Things occasionally break; they get fixed.
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